MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL

THE FRENCH TAUNTER

I fart in your general direction!

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

THE BLACK KNIGHT

None shall pass!

'Tis but a scratch.

Just a flech wound.

KING ARTHUR

Are you suggesting Coconuts migrate?

What are you gonna do, bleed on me?

You make me sad!

MONTY PYTHON'S LIFE OF BRIAN

BRIAN

Alright, I am the Messiah! NOW FUCK OFF!!!

We're all individuals.

Romanes eunt domus.

BRIAN'S MOTHER

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

PONTIUS PILATE

Do you find it wisible when I say the name... Biggus... Dickus?